The Infamous List

First attempt at New Year’s resolutions:

- Walk the dog more, if I ever get one.
- Eat more carbs.
- Clean my car more.
- See one indie film a month.
- Be more content with my life.
- Not leave cereal in the box if it isn’t
enough for another bowl.
- Save a life (physically, not spiritually).
- Stop cracking my knuckles, even though I’m
convinced it doesn’t really matter.
- Run 1 mile.
- Save a life (spiritually this time).
- Sugar-coat things – verbally and edibly.
- Fly an airplane.
- By my wife flowers.
- Shave.
- Be an educated voter.
- Care about my ears as much as I care about my eyes.
- Get more people to read this stupid blog.