Drink if you Dare

In the 3rd floor breakroom at my office, there lies a container with the precious elixir that decides the fate for the rest of the day. But this high-octane potion comes at a bit of a price. Everyday, a post-it note is placed on the side of the thermos as a warning before you drink. I like to think that the fairies or gnomes that brew the early morning pot get a kick out of leaving little notes for the humans who find it later. Here is what I found one morning.




Now this is a little scary. Because as I sat in my office dreaming of drinking a piping hot cup of coffee, it was my own selfish desire that got me out of my chair, away from phone and computer, away from the things which I get paid for, and brought me into the breakroom. What were the Smirfs trying to say? Should I not be there? Am I really selfish for wanting the free coffee that sits upstairs? What is a scoffer, don't they have vaccine for that??? Either way, I really enjoy these little notes left for us by the magical creatures who brew the morning coffee.